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As Micheal Kelso would say BURN!!

You can lead a horse to water but you can not force it to drink...that would instead be called drowning it....

I have a disease, I'm allergic to stupid shit. now some of y'all might have that same disease. But if you have the disease, you know for a fact, that it does not start when you're an adult; It starts when you're a child. I remember as a child being allergic to stupid Shit. **Katt Williams.

If a mutha fucka call you a crackhead for 20 years, Bitch you are smoking crack! Whitney done smoked her kneecaps off, and we still talking about "Uh UH!"

** These are also wise words from Katt Williams that he may need to pay attention to. If everybody is saying the same thing you may need to realize what the hell is going on! lol

To quote the old G.I. Joe PSA's.... “Now you know. And knowing is half the battle…"

OH and there is School House Rocks quote.... "Knowledge is Power"

Wait.... WAIT!.. I SAID WAIT DAMMIT!.. -throws hand over forehead- I'm having a vision. THIS IS A REAL VISION. There is some plugged in appliance.. and water.. something holding water.. and smoke.. and a sign that says... I think it reads.. wait.. it's fuzzy... it says... it says.. I guess I shouldn't of taken that bath.

LMFAO! Is there a rubber ducky in this vision?

There could be.. I sense... I sense.. someone who.. acts like a weepy vagina.. and... a... it looks to be a...douche.. next to the yellow duck.

Are you sure you can tell the two people apart?

Oh that poor Rubby innocent ducky to see such horror....it will need extreme therapy....

I just see two buttholes where faces should go... so no.

Oh what an atrocious site that must be.... I feel awful you must endure such visions!

It is a burden, but I must carry it along with my vampire heritage.

-disclaimer: visions are void where prohibited. some assembly required. not responsible for lost or stolen items or any trauma or payment of extreme therapy treatments-

Have you or a loved one suffered from stupidity of others? If so you may be entitled to compensation.....

Call 1800- im gullible

In case of delusions of being Royalblood and pathetic crying to the authorities of someone being mean please call 1-800 I do not give a fuck...

I WORK full time, go to school vpart-time, and live a socially personal life, and sleep. Most of the people you are referring to all have the same schedule, so how are we all on VR 24/7? And tell me did you go to work today?

To the dim witted moron that decided to comment on this journal with her delusional state of mental illness... Welcome to the blocked list... One more journal that your comments won't be seen on. Must be wonderful to have NOTHING to do on here but read journals and piss and moan over the fact no one likes you. Bring on "your sired" LMFAO! You're an absolute joke and NO ONE on here fears you or "your sired".

You and Albert Einstein have NOTHING in common aside from perhaps I doubt you can tie your shoes. I for one can also say I have NEVER been on here 24/7 and complained about it 5 hours later... grow up and go find a new hobby... a place where you are actually wanted if that exists.

Thanks for the hilarious read at the end of a long day. And since there are references to dumb ass attorney commercials, I must go somewhat off-topic and share this sheer genius with you. https://youtu.be/XVs2DZ5ptR4

Corrected now, but the tube statement was much more amusing and truthful.

It was GLORIOUS!!! >:D

That's what ILIKEABOUT Yeeeeewwwwwwwwwww..... (typed as it sounds). LMAO!

The truly sad thing is, I can be drunk off my rocker and still spell better than these twits! >:P

LMAO! I have to say I agree with this statement.

maybe this fits maybe not but....

JUst to let you know that was not for you Cursed lol or Zombie....

She said in my honor that those were her lyrics. If she's 28 how in the world did she write lyrics to a song that was produced in 1979? *shaking head*

Nah, I didn't take it that it was. :)

Skittles... she is just that delusional.... Maybe she thinks she reincarnated from one of the members of that band..... OR maybe they are related to her too? Everyone else in the world is so why not!?! LMAO!

well she is a vampire, so who knows how old she is!!! lol

and a ROYAL one at that. *mumbles* royal... royal p............

She can be queen of the damned lol :P

LMAO!

Smash em with cooking chef experience.

You could throw out every ounce of scientific fact and it wouldn't matter because anything that goofy broad says, the even goofier one will take her word as gospel. They will continue to lie to each other and believe each other, condone each others horrible behavior until one of them stops breathing. It's like watching a cult of two. Two that are beyond pathetic.

Any bets on who mixes the purple Kool-aid?

The one that's bumpin the other off to have a true vision, fo' sho'.

LMFAO! I honestly just can not with the ignorance anymore... it is too much for my brain.

Mr.Clean or the Girl who Dreams?.
I got nicknames for both people.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA! Mogy you slay me. LMAO!

lol

I would just like to add... a few of those supposed bloody steak pieces are not even rare! They look more medium rare. *sighs*

I agree with you

Boy I missed all the fun again

I did post something that you posted Cursed and they are too stupid to believe the science of things. You cannot fix stupid.